Matzah Bae
From $18
Printed just for you — arrives ≈ Nov 13–Nov 24.
No overstock, no waste, and 10% of the profit funds Jewish community tzedakah.
Matzah Bae. The Salt Bae flick, except what's falling is matzah, and it's falling with intent.
Passover food gets a reputation it never fully shakes, so this leans in — the meme everyone knows, aimed at the one cracker that carries a whole story about leaving Egypt in a hurry. Seder-night approved.
Soft ringspun cotton on the Next Level 3600, true-to-size unisex fit, XS to 5XL depending on the color.
Printed on demand, so nothing sits in a warehouse. 10% of net profits go to Jewish community charities.
Measurements
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length (in) | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (in) | 7.09 | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.24 |
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Every Kosher Couture piece is made to order and includes a built-in donation: 10% of net profits go to Jewish community charities, currently led by American Friends of Magen David Adom.