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Kosher Couture
Zaide: The Patriarchal Secret Agent
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Zaide: The Patriarchal Secret Agent

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Printed just for you — arrives ≈ Nov 9–Nov 18.

No overstock, no waste, and 10% of the profit funds Jewish community tzedakah.

Zaide: The Patriarchal Secret Agent. Operates at the dinner table, deals exclusively in contraband candy.

He has never been caught, mostly because everyone has agreed not to catch him. A gift for the Zaide running the operation, and a knowing look for the grandkids on the receiving end.

Soft ringspun cotton on the Next Level 3600, true-to-size unisex fit, XS to 5XL depending on the color.

Made to order, never overproduced. 10% of net profits go to Jewish community charities.

Measurements

Garment measurements, inches, laid flat
SizeXSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width (in)17.4819.0220.5122.0124.0226.0227.9930.0032.00
Length (in)27.0127.9929.0230.0031.0232.0132.9934.0235.00
Sleeve length (in)7.097.487.878.278.669.069.459.8410.24

What it means

Zaide (ZAY-dee): Grandpa, in Yiddish. The word carries a whole grandfather inside it: the stories, the candy in the coat pocket, the nap in the good armchair. Origin and usage

Every Kosher Couture piece is made to order and includes a built-in donation: 10% of net profits go to Jewish community charities, currently led by American Friends of Magen David Adom.